Holy Smokes! Fiddle Vader plays in downtown Victoria in the summer. I used to shoo the bastard away from Roger's Chocolates when I worked there during Uni. He was SOOOO bad he'd actually scare our clients away.
On with the jokes.
After a brewery convention one night, three brew masters are out for the evening. They get to a bar, and the Coors guy orders a cool, refreshing Coors. The Corona guy orders a chilled Corona, with a nice fresh slice of lime to set it off. The Molson rep orders a Coke.
Confused, the Coors rep asks him, "What gives?"
"Well," says the Molson rep, "if you guys aren't having beer, then neither am I."