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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2775 on: March 03, 2008, 23:10:53 »

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2776 on: March 03, 2008, 23:23:15 »

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NDP military budget cuts leave the Combat Engineers without much needed bridging equipment.



No one complains until the LAVs have to cross.
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2777 on: March 03, 2008, 23:27:37 »
NDP military budget cuts leave the Combat Engineers without much needed bridging equipment.

No one complains until the LAVs have to cross.

Previous budget cuts reduced the horsepower of the LAV-IIIs so much that they are unable to cross six inches of water without a bridge.
Budget cuts within map reading courses also led to the engineers who set the bridge down not noticing the crossable road just feet away.

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2778 on: March 04, 2008, 07:38:50 »
Get used to it, you may need to walk over a few people on your road to stardom.  If you are one of the stepping stones, don't take it personally it only hurts for a little while. Take comfort in the fact that you are not alone.
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2779 on: March 04, 2008, 09:15:22 »


Though there was a passable road surface just yards away, the little princess wanted to cross "there".......
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2780 on: March 04, 2008, 15:34:21 »

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The RSM was being a gentleman... he didn't want Ms. Bloggins to get mud on those new white shoes.

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2781 on: March 04, 2008, 17:12:24 »
"Hey, Babe. I need sixty feet of bridge."

"They don't have you in the nut house again do they?"

"For cryin' out loud. That's the, the stinking, most awful, stupid joke and you're always pullin' that stinking awful stupid joke. If you don't want in this thing, you don't get in. I'll cut you out of everything. I don't even need you. Sixty feet of bridge I can get almost anywhere. .    .    .    Schmuck!"


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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2782 on: March 06, 2008, 17:57:07 »
Yes, that is me, doing my Don Cherry pose. Right after I had to eat that "food" ;) ;D
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2783 on: March 06, 2008, 19:19:53 »
Here we see Mike being beaten in an eating contest by a 8 year old girl.
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2784 on: March 06, 2008, 19:21:07 »
Here we see Mike being beaten in an eating contest by a 8 year old girl.
6, actually, and she came VERY close to beating me ;)

(she got 3rd, myself 2nd, and the bigger guy in the pic got 1st)
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2785 on: March 07, 2008, 11:12:09 »
Hrm....
eating contest in a weight room...  ???
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2786 on: March 07, 2008, 11:27:47 »
Well, atleast it was high carb.
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2787 on: March 07, 2008, 11:33:58 »
And now back to our regularly scheduled program......



The concept of the "pocket commander" didn't go very far.....
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2788 on: March 07, 2008, 11:39:36 »
The new IBUS (Interim Blow Up Soldier) was not as successful as the Military thought it would be.
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2789 on: March 07, 2008, 11:44:34 »
Fly, and be free young grasshopper!
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2790 on: March 07, 2008, 15:50:24 »

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2791 on: March 07, 2008, 18:13:52 »


"Engineers!! In this line, and that direction, MAKE BRIDGE!"

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2792 on: March 09, 2008, 21:24:45 »
Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2793 on: March 15, 2008, 10:46:31 »
Kumbaya in the mud.

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2794 on: March 15, 2008, 11:21:45 »
Not my.....!!!!
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2795 on: March 15, 2008, 14:35:08 »
She better not be wearing stilletos!.....
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2796 on: March 16, 2008, 12:21:44 »


Uh oh, this isn't going to end up in a good way......
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2797 on: March 16, 2008, 12:25:50 »
#1 "Why why why do we have to be doing drill the morning after Bloggin's bachelor party? I feel like I have a knife in the back of my head."

#2 "Errr ummm, yeah. Knife, and just feels like!"

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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2798 on: March 16, 2008, 12:33:17 »


After Bloggins took the bayonet to the back of the head the unit decided to scrap the throwing the rifles at the end of grad parade and go back to tossing their caps.
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Re: New Army.ca Game (HEADLINES)
« Reply #2799 on: March 16, 2008, 12:48:54 »
Is that a rifle sticking out of your head, or are you just happy to see me?

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